go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..
Just stumbled upon this tweet from February: Neil calling out Mental Floss for lightening his skin.
And they ‘shopped his torso. What a disaster.
its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
how i feel about everything
i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
Someone should check on Flo
why cant louis remember how he met elanor
Chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in Parma ham with a side of homemade mash